Someday when I am rich due to my successful t-shirt company, I will have a line of "I survived......." T-shirts. I survived:
1. Costco on a Saturday
2. Labor
3. Airport Security
4. Taking a toddler and newborn into the grocery store
5. Driving in Miami
6. Eating Processed Foods
7. Being a Teen
8. Eating Carob
But please these ideas are copyrighted so don't try to steal them for your t-shirt company!