Two of my obsessions:  Feet and fall.  Well, more like shoes and fall.

Love me like your dog does

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said "Ban country music." I thought to myself that that was unreasonable.  If they banned country music, what else would we make fun of?  Here is the latest and greatest I heard on the country music station:

I want you to love me like my dog does Baby

He never tells me that he's sick of this house
He never says why don't you get off that couch?
He dont cost me nothin when he wants to go out
I want you to love me like my dog

He never says I need a new attitude
Him and my sister ain't always in a feud
When I leave the seat up he don't think that it's rude
I want you to love me like my dog does Baby

When I come home, I want you to just go crazy
He never looks at me like he might hate me
I want you to love me like my dog

He never acts like he don't care for my friends
He never asks me where in the hell have you been?
He dont play dead when I wanna pet him

I want you to love me like my dog does honey

He never says 'I wish you made more money'
He always thinks that pull my finger is funny
I want you to love me like my dog

He dont get mad at me and throw a major fit
When I say his sister is a b**ch!

I want you to love me like my dog does baby
When I come home, I want you to just go crazy
He never looks at me like he might hate me
I want you to love me like my dog

I want you to love me like my dog does Baby

Oh dear

A sign of beauty, but also of impending perpetual gloom.....